Anders: You don’t actually think your jokes are funny, do you?
Oghren: Could have sworn that fly was buzzing again.
Anders: Har! Let me tell you about my life in one word! *Burps*
Oghren: Oh, no! Don’t take me back to the tower! I’m far, far too delicate!
Anders: I’m not only a dwarf, I’m a moron! Listen to me fart!
Oghren: Oh no, big Templar man? What are you going to do with that sword?
Oghren: Don’t play with fire unless you want to get burned, son.